everyone needs to go on this site.
It is the best site ever because it has religious themed sex toys.
that’s right you could fuck Jesus
but not just regular ol’ jesus but also BABY JESUS
what would jesus do? also get the virgin mary dildo
BUT MY PERSONAL FAVORITE
LET’S FUCK THE BIBLE. IT’S SULTRY PAGES HAVE SEDUCED YOU LONG ENOUGH. FINALLY WE CAN FUCK IT WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT PAPERCUTS
Grow a whole fucking cabbage in the time it takes to do that.
Without a Judeo-Christian moral code in its society, Japanese scientists decide to play god.
this is a food sample. food samples are handmade FAKE food created for advertisement photography and display - all those pictures of delicious hamburgers in mcdonald’s ads & menus aren’t actual hamburgers they are fake ass food samples.
He’s pouring hot wax into cold water to form the fake food. which is actually very cool because it takes mad skill. do 62,000 people actually believe you can pour some magical liquid into water and create cabbage. this is why americans are so fat we can’t even distinguish wax cabbage from actual vegetables.
He’s a witch
jeez can’t i just pay for some kinda premium tumblr with no ads
Countdown to Halloween → Hausu (1977)
She eats unmarried young girls. It is the only time she can wear her wedding gown.
Famed horror manga creator Junji Ito (Yes, the “this hole was made for me” guy.) is creating an officially licensed Pokemon short story that will be out in time for Halloween! Details on the subject matter is a bit scarce, but we have a feeling that little girl there just picked up a new dollie to replace her old one~!
I didn’t even know I wanted this
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A Republican political ad targeted at women.
This is the lady who voices Louise Belcher and Mabel Pines btw
God bless her
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